Monday, July 26, 2010

PANTUN IPTHO

Pak cik Lim pi bli judi kt kedai toto,
tempat aq blaja nmenye IPTHO

Anjing cokelat kne sepak,
pintu gerbang nmpk je gempak,

pgi2 pi pejabat pos
jalan IPTHO kecik nak mampos,

rosnah mat aris marah kt pak dolah
blok bestari bilik kuliahnya cam skolah

hari kt iptho wat aq jemu
dewan kuliah buruk nak mampos itulah balai ilmu

hari2 nombor ekor uncle siva terkene
ade perpustakaan tpi x de gune

esok jumpe wawa,
balai yg kecik gile itulah balai siswa

carilah makanan yg halal
harga makanan kt kafe tergile2 mahal

ramai2 bunuh zorrow
muke abg kafe cam jack sparrow

nyanyi cam s jibeng
muke akak kafe cam cicak kobeng

teringin aq nak maki jin,
sume bdk x leh pkai sluar jean,

anjing mktb ade penyakit lelah
kata mahasiswa tpi dilayan cam bdk skolah

saya pgil gf saya darling
pengarah IPTHO suke main boling

cermin kereta warden iptho kne garit
IPG KTHO x de duit

lauk dimasak sudah basi
IPTHO x cukup kerusi

pagi2 minum kt kopitiam
Jamuan IPTHO makan mee siam

gajah makan rama-rama
JPP hanya sekadar nama

malam hari dgr lagu lady gaga
kebajikan pelajar tidak dijaga

bosan sudah aq blaja,
klu mengadu kt media kte anak manja

masak babi panggang jdi hangus,
HEP bajet bagus

kite ni x pyh redha,
mesin atm kt IPTHO pon x de

yang jahat itu sport totO
yang buruk itu IPTHO




LK

Apa itu LK?

sejenis biskut atau sejenis makanan yg mahal kt kafe JACK SPARROW?

kedua2 jwpn itu salah sama skali

tidak ade kene mengene dgn biskut mahupun makanan mahal kt kafe IPTHO yg dikire oleh kakak kurus cam cicak kobeng tu

LK ialah sejenis lukisan

subjek yg aq pling f*** skali

mmg aq benci sjak form 4 lagi

dah la dpt 6c je dlm spm

skali lagi aq kne hadap bendealah bangang

sbb aq menyampah dgn LK:

a.rse bangang dgn melukis dgn mengunakan papan atau plastik.it just like a crap

x rse bangang melukis atas bende yg x idup tu

b.pening aq tgok garisan byk sangat.sapelah punye bodoh pi cipta garisan binaan lah,tersembunyi,hidden line la.pkai jela satu garisan menyusahkan idup orang je

c.ape kebengap nak kne bayang objek drp lukisan ortographic yg byk garisan.

d.byk sgt sudut.cerewet nak mampos.

e.lps tu ade plak wujud bende2 bodoh cam t-square la,set square la pkai pembaris sudah
byk cite lak

f.lgi satu mende yg dipanggil moped yg byk jangka lukis tu.tu wat cocok owg kang mati x psal2 lak

g.tjuk yg aq pling benci ialah pengorakan.ape ke bodoh nak hampar bendalah yg x payah sibuk nak bukak

h.TANGENT.mende tah wat bentuk paus ke anjing drp bulat lps tu nak cri JX LA,JA LA,JPA LA

sape punye bodoh alam cipta JX ni

i.yg aq x menahan cikgu yg blajo LK tu bleh tahan jgk tahap bengap nye jdi la arkitek ke blajo nak mampos last2 ngaja bdk skola.wat pnat je blaja.agaknye dulu jdi ckgu kne pkse pstu math pon x reti,sains pon x reti,bm pon x reti last2 amik je la LK yg x seberapa ni

j.memakan masa.abis mase 4 jam aq setiap isnin.aq rse wat membazir idup aq je stuck kt blik LK tu.baek dgr lagu lady gaga lagi bgus

k.cara penandaan yg macam siyal.ckgu hanya tekap je nak pstikan jwpn tol.

L.bazir duit.almost spend about RM 1OO for beli kelengkapan.baik wat bli buku rujukan lagi bgus

m.gune kertas.ingat senang ke nak tepat lukisan.ingat aq ni robot ape.pkai la komputer klu nak tepat.

KONKLUSINYA, AQ F*** LK,KLU KO SUKE KO PUNYE PSAL,SUKEATI AQ LA KLU AQ X SUKE.AQ RELA REPEAT ADD MATH DRP REPEAT SUBJEK BANGANG NIII



LOSE CONTROL

Im LOSE CONTROL

feel like im going to have break dance

my hips move right and left

my head vibrates

its like im going to lose control

my body

i move like a puppet

moving without unknown

with missy elliot's music

everybody is staring at me

but i dont care

i just want dance

shake my body

move left and right

jump up and down

dance a hip-hop style

im become a swagger

i feel energetic

im keeping lose control

clap ur hand for me

sing for me

shout at me

cheer for me

im sweating jusr right now

just let LOSE CONTROL

and have a party at 4 in the morning.....

TEENAGE DREAMS

I want to be a free

i want to have my special frenz

Iwant to be a rockstar

i want party all the time

I want to play just like a child

I want to be respected

I want to be myself

I want to be billionaire
you

I want to go anywhere

I want to have a date with paris hilton

I want a brandy shoes and outfit

I want to be like a prince

I want to be my own driver

BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT

I WANT TO ACHIEVE MY VICTORY!!!
I want to say f*** to all of

TOUCH

Touch

if u want to,

every side u want

but

u can touch my heart

try to reach it

try to get it

it only way

that u can do


Touch

before i change my mind

before too late

u still have time

let yourself

giving me a pleasure

calm me down

every second

my heart is beating

waiting for someone

to TOUCH

but what u can TOUCH?