Penawar bagi POMPUAN

Benarkah bau ketiak lelaki mampu menjadi penawar kepada gejala tekanan yang dialami oleh wanita? Kenyataan ini dikeluarkan oleh Bahagian Biologi Manusia di University Pensyvania beberapa tahun lalu. Kajian dilakukan di sana membuktikan bahawa peluh lelaki membantu kaum wanita menurunkan tekanan melancarkan perjalanan haid. Menurut laporan Jurnal Biology of Reproduction America. Sebelum ini,bau ketiak lelaki yang sengaja " diproses" daripada lelaki yang tidak memakai deodoran digunakan sebagai bahan ujikaji bagi mencari bukti bahawa hidung wanita boleh "digoda" dengan bau lawan sejenisnya. Dalam uji kaji yang dilakukan, wangian semulajadi itu kemudian di sapukan ke atas bibir puluhan wanita berumur 25 dan 45 tahun tanpa memberitahu ia adalah bau peluh lelaki dan hanya diberitahu bahawa mereka sedang menguji satu aroma wangian tersebut. Enam jam pertama selepas itu, skala mood wanita yang di sapu wangian yang diperbuat daripada peluh ketiak lelaki tersebut diukur. Hasilnya sungguh unik. Selain boleh mencerahkan mood, wangian ketiak lelaki ternyata dapat membuatkan wanita menjadi kurang tegang.... dipetik dari majalah PA&MA...Feb 2004...kalau tak caya... So kengkawan kalau tengah stress tu .....bolehlah cium ketiak suami atau boyfriend. Bagi kaum adam pulak,simpan bau ketiak tu utk orang tersayang. Moral of the Story So kalau isteri dok tention tu...lepas balik riadah..calit sikit bau ketiak suami anda..yang masam tu insyaallah mood anda akan ok ha..ha...ha.... selamat mencuba... Kepada para isteri jangan dok tension sangat...nanti kena cium bau ketiak suam

INTRODUCE MY MOTHER MONSTER......

tefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta (born March 28, 1986), better known by the stage name Lady Gaga, is an American recording artist. She began performing in the rock music scene of New York City's Lower East Side in 2003 and enrolled at New York University's Tisch School of the Arts. She soon signed with Streamline Records, an imprint of Interscope Records. During her early time at Interscope, she worked as a songwriter for fellow label artists and captured the attention of Akon, who recognized her vocal abilities, and signed her to his own label, Kon Live Distribution.

Released on August 19, 2008, her debut album, The Fame, reached number one in the UK, Canada, Austria, Germany and Ireland, and reached the top-ten in numerous countries worldwide; in the United States, it peaked at two on the Billboard 200 chart and topped Billboard's Dance/Electronic Albums chart. Its first two singles, "Just Dance" and "Poker Face", co-written and co-produced with RedOne, became international number-one hits, topping the BillboardHot 100 in the United States as well as the charts of other countries. The album later earned a total of six Grammy Award nominations and won awards forBest Electronic/Dance Album and Best Dance Recording. In early 2009 she embarked on her first headlining tour, The Fame Ball Tour. By the fourth quarter of the year, she had released her second studio album The Fame Monster, with the global chart-topping lead single "Bad Romance", as well as having embarked on her second headlining tour of the year, The Monster Ball Tour.

Lady Gaga is inspired by glam rock artists such as David Bowie and Queen, as well as pop singers such as Madonna and Michael Jackson. She has also stated fashion is a source of inspiration for her songwriting and performances. Gaga was ranked the 73rd Artist of the 2000–10 decade by Billboard.^[1] As of August 2010, Gaga has sold more than 15 million albums and 51 million singles worldwide.^[2][3] In May 2010, Time magazine included Gaga in its annualTime 100 list of the most influential people in the world. In June 2010, Forbes listed Gaga fourth on its list of the 100 Most Powerful and Influential celebrities in the world; she is also ranked as the second most powerful musician in the world.^[4][5]

Planet ZARgos

aduhhh

geramnye tadi mse time solat jumaaat

dah lah sempit,panas lak tu

tapi ade sorang makhluk dari planet ZARGOS

ni rsenye x paham bhase bile nak mule semayang

ade seseorang dar PLANET ZARGOS ni x reti nak off handset bile nak semayang

tg usyuk solat tetibe je berdendang lagu SHAHIR AF........gERAM nye dah x usyuk solat

rse nak pi maki je owg yang x off handset pastu bukaqn nak matikan handset dibiarkan gitu

HOLY SHIT! I THINK HE WAS BORN FROM BITCH'S MOUTH

OR HE COMES FROM planet zargos.............

oleh itu,dinasihati supaya mematikan handpone ketika semayang kt masjid ke surau ke musollla

ke sebelum anda digelar makhluk PLANET ZARGOS.....

bibik DAn telefon

Telefon pertama
Penelefon (X) : Helloooo…. Apakah ini kediaman En Harun Salim Bachik..??
Bibik (Y) : Maaf Salah nombor..ini kediaman keluarga Tuan Syed Mahmud…

Telefon ke -2
Penelefon (X) : Helloooo……Apakah ini kediaman En Harun Salim Bachik..??
Bibik (Y) : Maaf, salah dail ni, encik..!! ini kediaman keluarga Tuan Syed Mahmud. (jawabnya kesal)

Telefon ke -3
Penelefon (X) : Helloooo….
Bibik (Y) : Eeeh..Lagi2 kamu!!.. Awas ya!! Walau saya cuma pembantu, tapi saya bisa laporin kamu ke polisi..!! (marah sangat dah ni!)
Penelefon (X) : Apakah ini kediaman keluarga Tuan Syed Mahmud..??
Bibik (Y) : Aduuuh.. maaf2 yaaa…, tadi soalnya ada beberapa kali salah sambung. Mau cari siapa tuan.??
Penelefon (X) : Harun Salim Bachik….
Bibik (Y) : ??!!@#@$!! (sambil usap2 dada)

Telefon ke -4
Penelefon (X) : Helloooo…..
Bibik (Y) : Kurang ajaaar..!!! Kamu punya nyawanya berapa hah!!!
Penelefon (X) : Saya Syed Mahmud…..
Bibik (Y) : Aduh..!!! Maaf tuan! sorry sekali, tadi ada orang gila telpon! ada perintah apa tuan.??
Penelefon (X) : Segera panggil En Harun Salim Bachik..!!
Bibik (Y) : Hah..!…. (pengsan)

Selepas 10 minit kemudian setelah tersedar dari pengsan,

Telefon ke -5
Penelefon (Z) : Hallooooo….. (suara berbeza berbanding panggilan2 terdahulu)
Bibik (Y) : (Oh ini suaranya lain…). Mau cari siapa tuan..??
Penelefon (Z) : Ini kediaman keluarga Tuan Syed Mahmud??
Bibik (Y) : Iya betul….
Penelefon (Z) : Saya Harun Salim Bachik… , tadi ada orang cari saya???
Bibik (Y) : ??@#$%^??… (terkejang!)